Wednesday links

Why Do Fake Phone Numbers Start With 555?

The most comprehensive zombie classification chart ever.  Related quiz: How long would you survive after the Apocalypse?

Do whales really attack humans?

The 26 Stupidest Invention Ideas (You'd Use Every Day).

It was actually yesterday: a belated Happy Feast of the Ass.

Air Sex World Championships are heading to the United Kingdom.

ICYMI, Monday's links, including the grave of Stonewall Jackson's arm and disturbing vintage recipes, are here.